Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I stepped on today,
As they may be connected to the ass that I
might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday, and 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday and 20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I'm having a really
bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to BITE ME!