Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I stepped on today,
As they may be connected to the ass that I
might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday, and 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday and 20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I'm having a really
bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to BITE ME!
9 comments:
very interesting prayer... especially with the last line... "only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!"... That's really a good one.. Cheers!
hey there...thanks! haha...had to share this when i saw my neighbour put up this cool poster on his door outside, back when i lived in melbourne.
btw, who are u?
someone u know... perhaps, you could take a guess...
my fren...how cld i take a guess when there's not even a single clue? perhaps u can spare me one?
suggestion: why not u name ur clue and I'll just answer from there?
Are you a college, uni, highschool or colleague friend?
a friend who happens to know your highschool, uni and colleagues..
ok you said you'll just answer from there if i name you my clue...but u answered with another riddle...and you're starting to annoy me...
so i'm teling u now, it's up to you whether u wanna reveal urself or not.
thanks for ur time.
C'mon, who are you lar? :)
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